And the Winner is...

Okay, practice is over!!! But that's not what I'm back here to talk about! No, no, no, Cyberspace. Me talking about practice would be very boring, that I can promise you! Of course I'm back in Cyberland to tell you the tale of the Underage Drinking Fool! Ta-Daa!!! Now, I've been told by numerous people that I shouldn't repeat this story. However, I don't generally listen to people when they tell me I can't do something. I will do it. (side story) I was told to never cut my hair, by my father, because he likes long hair on girls. This is coming from a man who still thinks I'm a six year old little girl who still has scabby knees from playing. Hell, he thinks I've never had a boyfriend... yes, my fellow cyberpeoples, he is that naive; that in the dark. Also, he's a complete moron.

He told a young guy he was working with (the guy was/is whatever about 25), when they saw me and my cousin on one of our early morning jogs (back when we were actually talking, long story I may or may not get into it later). Apparently, this young "kid" saw us, and pointed me out specifically and said something that men say when they see a "hot girl" or whatever. My dad flipped out (I heard this from his boss as well as my father) and told him that the girl he saw running in the blue tank and black shorts was his daughter and that if he even looked at me again, my father would break his fingers. A bit much, you say? Yes, yes it is. And that ladies and gentlemen of cyberspace, is why I've never introduced him to my few but very memorable boyfriends. I'd like them to stay in my life for more than a minute. Anyway, sorry I sidetracked the sidetrack. The point of that, was that one day this moron told me to never cut my hair and I went out the next day and chopped it all off. (it looks way, way, way better shorter than it did longer, in case you were wondering. Which, I know you weren't but I was going to tell you anyway so whatever! lol)

I'm going to say it now, or again, I'm not sure if I had mentioned it before. But! I get extremely easily sidetracked as you can see above. So just bear(is that the correct word?oh well if it isn't XD) with me and you can completely ignore it all, it's probably not even important anyway. Or relevant to anything I'm talking about in the blog. I'm just apologizing because I know it's going to happen a lot through out this blog that I've created here. Okay, onto the story that I said I would tell you even though people told me not to. Four people were involved. Dev, Jordy, Dani and Sally(I don't actually remember her name, so I renamed her Sally ^_^).

Okay, so the four of them (two guys, two girls... obviously) were all hanging out in Jordy's room, which was all good with the parents. They had girls on one bed, boys on another. Everything was kosher, but some of the 'rents still went into the room periodically on the pretense of having a smoke on the balcony, to check out everything and make sure it was still all good and everything. Which, it had seemed it was, so the 'rents gave them a bit of leniency and went into the other room for smokes a few times and stretching the time between checking the "kids". No one and I mean no one even realized they were drinking. Everything seemed proper; everything seemed alright.

Then, Jordy's 'rent went into the room for something and J went postal. He threw a few punches at his father. Then, terrified that his father would hit him back, booked it for the balcony and jumped off. Now, before you go screaming or crying or whatever, he was alright. Insane, but otherwise only minor injuries. There should have been brain splatter on the cement where he landed. He should have been rushed to a hospital. Instead, he just stood up after a bit anyway. He cut the shit out of his elbow, stitches were probably needed but he never went to the hospital, and he has some major road rash on his forearm. Oh, and he has a bruised ego and some major embarrassment under his belt but that's it.

When I saw him the morning after, he wouldn't even make eye contact with me. I stopped to talk to his father really quickly and we spoke about it a bit and I apologized because, really it could have been anyone's alcohol. I had god only knows how much in my friends' room and that room's door was wide open for anyone to just walk into for any reason. My alcohol could have been in his room and it could have been mine or anyone else's. So I told him that he wasn't to blame, which he wasn't really. He had kept an eye, even a lenient one on the "kids". And I should say that Sally wasn't drinking. She had received a concussion early that day at her morning game and had to be rushed to the hospital. She was a very smart girl and everyone had given her props for that; it was a very good move on her part.

I'm not sure if I had mentioned above or in my last little (read Huge) post before this, but they are all only 16 or 17. I'm not entirely sure exactly on all four of them. I only know for sure the two. And that, my cyberfriends, is the end of that tale. I know, I know, some of us have done some pretty stupid things. However, and I don't know about you, but I've never polished off a huge ass bottle of Crown Royal between me and two friends. I know better, obviously, they didn't. That could kill you. And yes, I know any alcohol could potentially kill you but Crown Royal? Straight up? That's just insanity. It's practically suicide.

Anyway, yeah, that was what I wanted to tell you. And, now I have. So I'm just going to say, "Sweet, Jesus! I wrote a lot in that last post and I probably wrote just as much in this one!!!" i write a lot anyway, so I guess writing long post for this blog is really nothing new. At least, not for me. Now, before I save this so you can read it, I must think if there was anything else for me to rant, rave or... blog about ^_^. I don't think there is. And, even if there is, I can always write it tomorrow! Yay!

Oh! I know! And this is not to rub it in or anything, but! I get to see Alice In Wonderland tomorrow!!!! yay!!!! OMG OMG OMG!!! The MGM Store in Niagara Falls has this shirt I really really want. It's Johnny Depp as The Mad Hatter!!! And it's all cool and totally freaking awesome!!! BUT!!!! It only came in yellow. Which, don't get me wrong, looked totally hawt and everything, I just wanted it in black! So, if anyone out there, knows a place online that I can order it, comment!!!! I really, really, really want that shirt!!! >.<

Oh! and if someone knows the name of that Down with Webster song with the line "She gets my thunderstruck" I think, 10 points for you...and can you comment the title... I can't find it >_> but then I really am useless when it comes to the internet... ask my bestie, H. I have to ask her to help me all the time! It really is sad...lmao!!! Alright, I'm off, Castle starts in 15 minutes and I can't miss my sarcastically sexy Nathan Fillion. I have one word to describe him; Yummy!